oh my god so women's MMA finally happened prime time and oh god i have so many feelings and FEELINGS and Ronda Rousey is now the UFC female bantamweight CHAMPION and Liz Carmouche gave her a hell of a time and Liz is also the first openly gay fighter in the UFC and she fought with a rainbow mouth guard and she showed it off during her walk in and ( Read more... )

It's a beautiful day out! It's a balmy 75 degrees! I have super gnarly leg hair from not shaving for two months! I am going to attempt to diy sugar wax it off! Regardless of success, I am going to put on shorts and RUN OUTSIIIIDE and no one can stop meeee because I'm an adult, motherfuckers ( Read more... )

So in a hilarious moment that captured why I shouldn't be allowed to have nice things, I had a freak out today about "OH MY GOD NEW ORLEANS WHY I CAN'T PLAN OUR TRIP WHAT SHOULD WE DO TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY OH MY GOD," and, like, what. First world problems so hard. I promptly ran out and bought a ten dollar duffel bag, because it turns out I own ( Read more... )

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"You wrapped the SHIT out of my wrists."

"Go big or go home, babe."

Dear Reusable Red Sticky Fetish Tape Roll,

I take it all back! You're not useless window dressing! You are actually quite effective if I use no less than half of you at a time. Thanks!

love,
-zombieboyband

You should all go see this movie:


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Yesterday, I left my iphone in the lobby of my boyfriend's office. When I went back, it was gone and not turned into lost and found. I concluded that someone had stolen it.

Today, an older delivery man tracked down my boyfriend (the only contact on my favorites list) to return my phone. <3 <3 ( Read more... )